Abercrombie & Bitch

05/09/13

Just a warning: There will be a lot of cussing in this blog post because I am extremely pissed

See this guy to your left? His name is Mike Jeffries. And guess what? He’s the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch. He doesn’t want “fat” or “ugly” people walking into his stores and wearing his clothes. That is shallow as fuck. What kind of person does that? If he doesn’t like fat people, why the hell did he inject so much into his face? I guess he can’t shop at his own store then, because he’s 50 shades of butt ugly.
He is seriously the most shallow person I’ve ever met. He’s ugly. Ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside. There’s no fix for that. How in the hell is he going to get business when he doesn’t sell L or XL in his stores?
And let’s get into the topic of how much stank is in that fucking store. Every time I walk past it in the mall, all that shit’s leaking out. It makes me want to gag. Seriously, what the hell are you trying to cover up?
All the clothes look cheap as hell and they’re so expensive! It’s like, $30 fucking dollars to buy a one color shirt that has a moose ironed on it. A moose that looks like a shit stain.
Those clothes aren’t for the “cool kids,” as he states. What kind of kid wants to wear clothes that cost that much? They could get like, 10 shirts for that much with even better quality.
This bitch backs up his reasoning by saying he was bullied as a child. Hell, that excuse doesn’t work for everything. Hahahaha no, #sorrynotsorry.

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